capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You were trust falling into bushes
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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