The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
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Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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