She's JV to your varsity
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
So. Much. Porn.
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