He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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