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yea but for you.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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