he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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