New invention idea: vibrating tampons
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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