Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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