You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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