how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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