She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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