You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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