office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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