two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
In America we eat man semen.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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