i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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