when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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