I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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