HIV tests are more positive than that guy
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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