they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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