Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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