6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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