She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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