If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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