please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Please, let me fuck your mom
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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