Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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