uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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