I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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