dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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