Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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