Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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