Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
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Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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