Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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