My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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