Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
