Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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