what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
we should paint friendship bongs
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