question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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