i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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