He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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