i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize