you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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