I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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