i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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