You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
