He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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