told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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