I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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