Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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