We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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