So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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