Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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