Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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