Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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