i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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