Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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