Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
